The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. — Ring Lardner Copy Share
This story is slightly immoral, but so, I guess, are stories based on truth — Ring Lardner Copy Share
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. — Ring Lardner Copy Share
No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done without it. — Ring Lardner Copy Share
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This… — Ring Lardner Copy Share
Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some… — Ring Lardner Copy Share
