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Church lady Quotes

7 quotes from 6 authors

These seven lines blend devotion with dry wit around a church lady’s world. One excerpt lifts the Holy Rosary as a blessing vault, another captures a grumbling call, and a third laments today’s loss of reverence. If you like spiritual humor, you may also enjoy pages on heartfelt prayers, religious satire, and reflections.

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The old harlot, German philosophy, has finally turnedinto a church lady.

Franz Grillparzer

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The old harlot, German philosophy, has finally turned into a church lady.

Franz Grillparzer

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The Holy Rosary is the storehouse of countless blessings.

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The most depressing thing about blogging is watching so-called 'citizen journalists' turn in to little more than easily offended partisan hacks. Any…

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White guilt is more of a sanctioned social convention than a genuine emotional experience. It’s a form of theatrical empathy that’s socially…

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“As expected, the church lady grumbled something incoherent and put Bridget’s call on hold. A peppy rendition of “City of God” blared…

Gretchen McNeil

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I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady…

Victoria Jackson

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