George Brett could roll out of bed on Christmas morning and hit a line drive. — John Schuerholz Copy Share Image
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
There's nothing better on Christmas morning than waking up to the smell of breakfast! — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
“We've got priests and prostitutes and a gay girl from Biloxi. Yep, just your average Christmas morning.” — Lisa Desrochers Copy Share Image
We were so poor that If I didnt wake up with an erection on Christmas morning I wouldnt have anything to play… — Uncle Ron Copy Share Image
For a writer, capturing that elusive Christmas morning magic can be deeply problematic. — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“but nothing makes you feel like more of a failure than disappointed kids on Christmas morning.” Hackett’s” — E.C. Diskin Copy Share Image
Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and… — Caroline Sunshine Copy Share Image
I really want a Christmas in New York one year, when it's snowing. Like, it's Christmas morning, and you have a fight… — Courtney Barnett Copy Share Image
Sam was starting to feel anxious. Nutella and noodles were fine. Great in fact. Miraculous. But he'd been hoping for more food… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
And when they went away, leaving comfort behind, I think there were not in all the city four merrier people than the… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an… — Muddy Waters Copy Share Image
A tradition I have on Christmas morning - my son has always been the one that cooks the breakfast and I am… — Shirley Ballas Copy Share Image
“It’s not complicated and it doesn’t compare to my problem, now give me a damn cookie I think I earned it,” Jill… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
Love is such a wonderful feeling. Waking up to a Christmas morning with the one you love makes it even more exciting.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I took a sheet of paper, divided it into debt and credit columns on the arguments for and against God and immortality.… — Joseph McCabe Copy Share Image
The small things that make Christmas magical are the things children will remember. It doesn't matter what they open on Christmas morning,… — Stephanie Land Copy Share Image
“Why do you smoke so damn fast?" I asked. She looked at me and smiled widely, and such a wide smile on… — John Green Copy Share Image
“As I walk her streets, the only thing that keeps me from stopping on every block and throwing my hands in the… — Gary Kamiya Copy Share Image
“So on Christmas morning I was up at five o'clock, making the fire as bright as a furnace, baking minc'd pies and… — Martine Bailey Copy Share Image
Will urban sprawl spread so far that most people lose all touch with nature? Will the day come when the only bird… — Frank N. Ikard Copy Share Image
When I became conscious of being a person, when I was very small, I knew that I was from Indiana, but I… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
On Christmas morning, our joy or our happiness can be at a very high level, not because of our anticipation of what… — Earl Nightingale Copy Share Image
“My rib cage clenched all of the organs and muscles within it. It pulsed, full of life and warmth and gummy bears… — Mariana Zapata Copy Share Image
“It was moments like finding coolers full of drinks and snacks left out in the middle of nowhere that made me appreciate… — Kyle Rohrig Copy Share Image
“I don't share John Gottman's distaste for the pursuit of self actualization through marriage, but I do share his view that there… — Eli Finkel Copy Share Image
“Did it fall out?" Leo asked. "Is she bald?" "No, not at all. It's just that her hair is...green." To look at… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“One thing of great importance can affect a small number of people. Equally so, a thing of little importance can affect a… — Cecilia Ahern Copy Share Image
“On Christmas morning when the beach is calling and the family’s gathering and the presents are a mystery (or definitely feels book-shaped… — Bronwyn Angela White Copy Share Image
“Well, Francis, here’s five dollars more for the church, but before you put it in the box tell me, what do you… — Harold Robbins Copy Share Image
“We Pfliegmans, however, are incapable of imagining anything. From the get-go, Pliegmans were outcasts in a country of outcasts. We were then,… — Jessica Anthony Copy Share Image
Waking up to you is like... presents on Christmas morning." His mouth curved. "For your convenience, I'm already unwrapped. Batteries not required. — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby. — Brandi Glanville Copy Share Image
