“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.” — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
“I am a writer who does not enjoy writing. I can find innumerable ways to avoid it. But, to rip off Dorothy Parker, nothing… — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.” — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
