“At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn’t ours. So why get all bugabooed about it?” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this committee, June… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the things they… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I don’t think… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“The first morning I really sat and watched him it was a Tuesday. I know that because Tuesday is trash day for our neighborhood.… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“It's a big spooky place when you're in it alone. It's like you can hear all the whispers of all the voices of all… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
“What’s wrong with your father? Huh? Can’t he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the baby Freud?” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share
