How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“I knew books could see people around them, they ground their tiny teeth, tried to rattle like windows, stories to tell.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“Seemed she should learn to smile when she was unhappy, to stop laughing, to speak up, to never speak to strangers, to share guilt… — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“The clerk tripped on the carpet, hit a window and went through, carrying with him a vase which had been on the sill. His… — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“[...] god's cowardly, it doesn't want to know or take responsibility for what it's doing.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“Any act worth a damn can not be ignored and when an effective person is ignored it’s the result of a deliberate series of… — Steve Aylett Copy Share
In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that. — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“Life and death have equal authority in nature. When laws contradict so fundamentally they cause mere confusion in the average soul ” — Steve Aylett Copy Share
Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other. — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share
“On July 13, 1994, Lint had a near-death experience, followed immediately by death.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share
