I don't think I'm a celebrity. A chimpanzee could have done what I did. — Mark David Chapman Copy Share Image
“Even though I knew she never belonged to me, my heart didn't agree.” — Gail Gillespie-Fox Copy Share Image
The best relationship you can have with a chimpanzee is total mutual trust. — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.” — John Rachel Copy Share Image
If we look straight and deep into a chimpanzee's eyes, an intelligent self-assured personality looks back at us. If they are animals,… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
A chimpanzee could learn what I do physically, but it goes way beyond that. When you play, you play life. — Jaco Pastorius Copy Share Image
It is hardly an exaggeration to say that a chimpanzee kept in solitude is not a real chimpanzee at all. — Wolfgang Kohler Copy Share Image
A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks. — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Went to the Zoo, I said to Him- Something about that chimpanzee over there reminds me of you.” — Carol Ann Duffy Copy Share Image
One cannot watch chimpanzee infants for long without realizing that they have the same emotional need for affection and reassurance as human… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
I am blessed with the energy of a chimpanzee. There is nothing I can't get up for and give it a hundred… — Jimmy Iovine Copy Share Image
If you look at human society, it is very easy, of course, to compare our warfare and territoriality with the chimpanzee. But… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
“Man's closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog. "Enzo" I admire the… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“In our own genetic profile, believe it or not, scientific evidence indicates that we humans share 99.4% of our total DNA sequences… — Jill Bolte Taylor Copy Share Image
Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world.… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
An evolutionary biologist and a fundamentalist may see the same chimpanzee sitting in a cage, but in another important way, they do… — Peg O'Connor Copy Share Image
“Now you’re trying to set me up with a jewel thief?” “At this point, sir, I would set you up with a… — Greg Cox Copy Share Image
“A human foetus, with no more human feeling than an amoeba, enjoys a reverence and legal protection far in excess of those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In time the earth will be inhabited by almost god-like beings who shall analyze and discuss the remnants of humanity as we… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox Copy Share Image
“Motupi was a five-year-old chimpanzee with severe anger-management issues. He had recently arrived at FunJungle, and while he behaved normally most of… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
I do not want to discuss evolution in such depth, however, only touch on it from my own perspective: from the moment… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
“Ham, the conquistador of outer space, was captured in Africa. He became the first chimpanzee to travel far beyond the world, the… — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
“Most people have difficulty thinking of themselves as just another animal. They refuse to face the fact that 96% of what can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My own diagnosis of my problem is a simpler one. It's that I share 50 per cent of my genome with a… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
“Homo Sapiens evolved to think of people as divided into us and them. 'Us' was the group immediately around you, whoever you… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“Many of us shrink from judicial execution of even the most horrible human criminals, while we cheerfully countenance the shooting without trial… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
I sometimes try to imagine what would have happened if we’d known the bonobo first and the chimpanzee only later—or not at… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
“The problem with this game of special characteristics is that non-humans can never win. When we determine that parrots have the conceptual… — Francione, Gary L Copy Share Image
Children, behold the Chimpanzee: He sits on the ancestral tree From which we sprang in ages gone. — Oliver Herford Copy Share Image
How smart does a chimpanzee have to be before killing him constitutes murder? — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
“We are the storytelling chimpanzee, and we appreciate the meta-pattern involved in that.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
“A chimpanzee can’t win an argument with a Homo sapiens, but the ape can rip the man apart like a rag doll.” — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
The chimpanzee study was - well, it's still going on, and I think it's taught us perhaps more than anything else to… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
“Nature's great mistake was to have been unable to confine herself to one "kingdom": juxtaposed with the vegetable, everything else seems inopportune,… — E.M. Cioran Copy Share Image
Considering the very close genetic relationship that has been established by comparison of biochemical properties of blood proteins, protein structure and DNA,… — Elaine Morgan Copy Share Image
Once I saw a chimpanzee gaze at a particularly beautiful sunset for a full 15 minutes, watching the changing colors [and then]… — Adriaan Kortlandt Copy Share Image