Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
“Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.” — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
“BOLLOXIMIAN: My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold, And have reserves of kindness for the old. I grant in absence dildo may be… — John Wilmot Copy Share
For Hell and the foul fiend that rules God's everlasting fiery jails (Devised by rogues, dreaded by fools), With his grim, grisly dog that… — John Wilmot Copy Share
Love, the most generous passion of the mind The softest refuge innocence can find — John Wilmot Copy Share
God bless our good and gracious King, Whose promise none relies on; Who never said a foolish thing, Nor ever did a wise one. — John Wilmot Copy Share
“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and show How… — John Wilmot Copy Share
I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. — John Wilmot Copy Share
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. — John Wilmot Copy Share
The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife. — John Wilmot Copy Share
“Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.” — John Wilmot Copy Share
E'en her fair hand, which might bid heat return To Frozen age, and make old hermits burn, Applied to my dead cinder, warms no… — John Wilmot Copy Share
