Chicks Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

3 Chicks quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

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If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go…

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I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have…

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I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a…

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[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling

I was not the popular kid in school.

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!

Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance…

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.