If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
I love to cook; I cook every day. Chicken features a lot in our lives. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I try to eat a lot of baked foods, fish, chicken, potatoes, stuff like that. Grab me a Muscle Milk. That helps. — Adrian Peterson Copy Share Image
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? — Mike Ness Copy Share Image
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken. — Danny Pudi Copy Share Image
I love cooking. I like to make lasagna - its authentic Italian-style. I also do a great chicken recipe for a barbecue. — Sullivan Stapleton Copy Share Image
The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life. — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
America is a such a melting pot, I'm not sure if roast chicken is the classic comfort food for everybody. — Eric Ripert Copy Share Image
If you dream of becoming an eagle, you follow your dreams and not the words of a bunch of chickens. — Penny Johnson Jerald Copy Share Image
I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and… — Ellen Barkin Copy Share Image
Let's say that when I was a little baby, and all my bones soft and malleable, I was put in a small… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the… — Sue Lowden Copy Share Image
I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a beet farm,… — Charles R. Schwab Copy Share Image
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can't resist milk chocolate. I figure if… — Bonnie Langford Copy Share Image
I know when you think about the South, you think about fried foods, but we eat a tremendous amount of vegetables. I… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
People expect you to be with stars like Beyoncé. Obviously she's amazing, but you can't get starstruck as there's too much build-up… — Sara Cox Copy Share Image
The real enemy is not fat but us. We are the misusers; we are the greedy ones. If we have no better… — Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz Copy Share Image
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frightened while frightening things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
If you eat chicken, maybe you're on one level. If you wear a mink coat, maybe you're on another level. But if… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
Isn't Bunson's training evil geniuses?" "Yes, mostly." "Well, is that wise? Having a mess of seedling evil geniuses falling in love with… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image