You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played. — Hank Ketcham Copy Share Image
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you… — Hank Ketcham Copy Share Image
Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around. — Hank Ketcham Copy Share Image
Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you! — Hank Ketcham Copy Share Image
