“Chewbacca’s back home, looking for his family. Luke’s searching the galaxy for old Jedi teachings. Han Solo’s got nothing to smuggle, nowhere to gamble, no foolish Rebellion to fight for. He’s like the Falcon: retired to a hangar somewhere, waiting… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
You cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
