I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a little unusual - when I talk about Jocky Wilson and end up sounding like a Jackson… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit! — Sid Waddell Copy Share
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a… — Sid Waddell Copy Share
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with… — Sid Waddell Copy Share
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that… — Sid Waddell Copy Share
