I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're… — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me. — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's… — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
Here's a health to all those that we love, Here's a health to all those that love us, Here's a health to all those… — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're… — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
Love is like a lost article, it shows up when and where you least expect it. — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money. — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late — Anonymous Toast Copy Share Image
