“Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.” — W.C. Fields Copy Share Image
“He didn't want to puff her up. Puffed-up women are one of the original sources of trouble in the world. If anyone knew that, it was he. He counted it as one of his duties to mankind to keep women… — Judith Merkle Riley Copy Share Image
