“My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share
“You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share
“When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share
“No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share
“You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved… — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share
“A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit… — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share
“My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share
