Character Quotes by Arden Myrin

I don't need to be on the cover of 'Maxim.' But I want to feel good, and I do.

— Arden Myrin

I grew up in this tiny town in Rhode Island, and we didn't have cable. We had three TV stations, and one of them…

— Arden Myrin

A lot of men are competitive about being funny.

— Arden Myrin

As a character actor, you go out for all different kinds of things.

— Arden Myrin

My sweet tooth was so bad, it was rotten. So I had to have it pulled. For me, with sugar, it's all or nothing.…

— Arden Myrin

I'm into real food, and that includes real butter.

— Arden Myrin

I like the seamy underbelly of things.

— Arden Myrin

I think you need a little fat in your diet.

— Arden Myrin

My big dream has always been to write and create my own things.

— Arden Myrin

I love bolos levedos. I literally can't have a bag of them in my house because I'll eat them all in an hour.

— Arden Myrin

I never had a Plan B.

— Arden Myrin