But for the silly chaps, we would still be living in the Stone Age. — Christopher Cockerell Copy Share Image
“Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap's versifying.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read. — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
If a chap seems bent on cheatin' himself, I like to be neighbourly and help him to do it. — Stephen Hales Copy Share Image
When I look in the mirror, I never see a handsome chap or the person people think I am. — Luke Goss Copy Share Image
I didn't think Marilyn Monroe was beautiful. It used to worry me. I thought maybe I'm not put together like the other… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
If a chap can't compose an epic poem while he's weaving tapestry, he had better shut up, he'll never do any good… — William Morris Copy Share Image
One of my contemporaries, a colorless chap who worked much harder at his law studies, is now Prime Minister. — Alex Cox Copy Share Image
Well chaps first I'd like to say a few vile things more or less at random, not only because it is expected… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
Mothers, of course, are all right. They pay a chap's bills and don't bother him. But fathers bother a chap and never… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Yes, I know,' interrupted Puddleglum. 'And few return to the sunlit lands. You needn't say it again. You are a chap of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Remember, the only thing to fear is Fear, and - well, don't even fear Fear, for he's a cowardly chap at the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of us can't rush around, talk to everyone, know all the cities of the world, we haven't time, money or that… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Do you know," the Devil confided, "not even the best mathematicians on other planets - all far ahead of yours - have… — Arthur Porges Copy Share Image
They say people can think for themselves? Do you honestly believe that the chap who can’t pass primary six knows the consequence… — Lee Kuan Yew Copy Share Image
I'm mad, true. But only about one thing. Horror movies. I love spooks. They are a friendly fearsome lot. Very nice people,… — Kishore Kumar Copy Share Image
It's inappropriate for an elderly chap to register, you know, authentically, his feelings, you know, because they really can be interpreted. So… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
What's fascinating is where they come from in the world. People in Bangladesh, a chap in a fire-base in Tikrit in Iraq.… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
We were developing a machine that used egg white, heat and sugar to synthesize methanol when a power surge caused an implosion.… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
I remember watching Mel Gibson on some show once, and he was being asked about his belief in the afterlife. Gibson said:… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
For my part I love sleepy fellows, and the more ignorant the better. Damn your wide-awake and knowing chaps. As for sleepiness,… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“The Dandy is the highest form of existence attainable by the human form. His life is exclusively dedicated to dressing exquisitely, parading… — Gustav Temple and Vic Darkwood Copy Share Image
After all, when we were children, when things went wrong, there wasn’t much we could do to help put it right. But… — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
I mean, full stops are quite important, aren't they? Yet by contrast to the versatile apostrophe, they are stolid little chaps, to… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable… — Rowan Pelling Copy Share Image
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Footballers today are forced to conform to a bodily aesthetic that in its rigidity and uniformity makes fashion models look as varied… — Danny Baker Copy Share Image
It should come as no surprise that writers take an interest in punctuation. I have been told that the dying words of… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
“For too long we have been the playthings of massive corporations, whose sole aim is to convert our world into a gargantuan… — Gustav Temple and Vic Darkwood Copy Share Image
It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap. — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
This is your heart.Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key. — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
A chap can't pick the way he'll die, or we'd all do better at it. — John Towner Williams Copy Share Image
You don't have to be a hero to accomplish great things---to compete. You can just be an ordinary chap, sufficiently motivated to… — Edmund Hillary Copy Share Image
I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
