A real man doesn't know what cellulite is. Until I was 30 I thought cellulite was a building material used for restoring plasterwork in stately homes. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
In my mind if you're over 25 and using Twitter you need to have a word with yourself. — Sean Lock Copy Share
I am naturally cautious so I guess I am a saver. I'm a firm believer in not borrowing money, which is a lesson passed… — Sean Lock Copy Share
I now believe in God for my own ends. I'm not an altruistic Christian - I'm only doing it in case there is in… — Sean Lock Copy Share
Ron Mueck's 'Dead Dad' was fantastic. It was an almost exact replica of his dead dad's body, shrunk to be a third of the… — Sean Lock Copy Share
On '8 Out Of 10 Cats,' myself, Jimmy Carr and Jason Manford have got the producers around to our way of thinking - which… — Sean Lock Copy Share
If you like Harry Hill, you'd really like Tony Law. He's a Canadian comic who's done a few appearances on 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks'… — Sean Lock Copy Share
I've got genuine political reasons for not voting for David Cameron. He's got a tiny little mouth. — Sean Lock Copy Share
