Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't have a cell phone (though for years I've kept saying, "soon"). — Jane Hirshfield Copy Share Image
“Great friendships are like cell phones, you do not know why they work but are so glad that they do.” — Hester Browne Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Cell phones brings you closer to person far from you. But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you! — Ritu Copy Share Image
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, everything we do, somebody is going to have a cell phone. And you've got to be careful. — Monty Williams Copy Share Image
She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations? — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Anytime someone builds a little application that runs on a cell phone, there's something that goes on the server. — James Gosling Copy Share Image
Based on something called a 'ping,' where you literally ping a cell phone using an electronic signal that then reflects the location… — Jeanine Pirro Copy Share Image
If you feel someone suspicious is following you, the best thing to do is to talk on your cell phone, Even if… — Arthur Mitchell Copy Share Image
“A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss the easy to find cell phone size… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
BOY:Do you have a PEN? Girl: Yeah BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink ! Girl: What? ...You�re Kidding, It Works! Boy: It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The rapid proliferation of cell phones in Afghanistan proves that anything that adds value to people's lives spreads like brushfire - and… — Iqbal Quadir Copy Share Image
I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
“I was never in any danger, Cal." Cora's tone was patient. "So you say.But you admitted that the heavy snow brought down… — R.C. Ryan Copy Share Image
“It’s the same with cell phones. I never answer them up to my ear. I always put it on speakerphone and hold… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The true-life stories sound like jokes with the same punch line: Why did the man almost walk into a bear? Why did… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“BlockChalk is a virtual community bulletin board for neighborhoods in nearly nine thousand cities. In function, it is like a hyper-local version… — Rachel Botsman Copy Share Image
“With a deliberate shrug, he stepped free of the hold on his shoulder. “Tell me something, boys,” he drawled. “Do you wear… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“I suck at this spillin’ my guts stuff. I always have. You know that probably better’n anyone.” “Yeah, well, it’s a lousy… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“SHOULD CIRCUMSTANCE PREVENT a man from carrying his cigarettes and cell phone in his pants pocket, the rectum provides a workable alternative.… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
How did the economy produce all these amazing things that we have around us - computers and cell phones and so on?… — Tim Harford Copy Share Image
“your cell phone today has more computer power than all of NASA when it put two men on the moon in 1969.” — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
Don't unlock the doors to your heart for someone who won't even unlock their cell phone for you. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
If your boyfriend or girlfriend has no texts in their phone's history, chances are you're being cheated on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Mk Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be nice if memories could be erased as easily as a cell phone contact? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mind is constantly going. For me to completely relax, I gotta get rid of my cell phone. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
What did we do before we had cell phones and we just had to sit there and be vulnerable? — Carly Chaikin Copy Share Image
I didn't own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that. — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
I use my cell phone as much as I can - I talk to friends all the time. I'm like 2,000 hours… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
“Turn off the radio, TV, DVD, iPod, computer and cell phone. Then, listen.” — Gina Greenlee Copy Share Image
Hey, my parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to my phone not drugs! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones. — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
