“Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there a padlock on this thing?' 'It's not rocket science, Driggs. It's a bra.' 'It's a Rubik's cube of diabolical proportions, is… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort to Lex and Driggs: And if I hear any article of clothing being unzipped, unstrapped, unhooked, or unbuckled, you will lose the… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts of other… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“Um, sweetums?" Driggs piped up. Lex blew a sweaty clump of hair off her forehead. "What did you just call me?" He sank further… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“It’s just kind of a big deal, is all.” “Well, I’m kind of a big deal.” A smile spread across his face. “I can… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.” — Gina Damico Copy Share
“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed” — Gina Damico Copy Share
“Where did you hear that?" he shouted over Driggs' cries of pain from the back seat. "Driggs told me," she quickly answered. "Thanks, pumpkin,"… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,” — Gina Damico Copy Share
“Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.” — Gina Damico Copy Share
“So here's the deal: You will sleep in separate bedrooms. You will leave your doors open at all times. You will keep the public… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“Driggs whispered to Lex out of the side of his mouth as they walked, "I never got grounded before you came here." "You never… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“But Mort caught me before I even left the house and insisted on taking me himself, figuring that I would probably go and investigate… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“Onion ring?" Zara said, handing her a leftover carton. As everyone knows, the offer of an onion ring is not to be taken lightly.… — Gina Damico Copy Share
“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?" Ferbus looked up briefly to give her… — Gina Damico Copy Share
