I think that men think they need their man caves. They don't really do. They think they want them, and then the second they do get them and they have alone time and time away from the girl, and the… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
We're the only species that listens to Michael Bublé when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong. — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
Being on 'Whitney' is a job, but stand-up is my life. I could never stop. There's an art to it. I love having strangers… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
A girl who pays attention is very cool. It's really hard to pay attention to someone. I understand. I get it. I get bored… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
Whitney Cummings is one of the hardest working people I know, and she's very motivated. — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
Every guy is different, but just prepare to know him in a different way and be OK with it, because the times I've lived… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
I think that men think they need their man caves. They don't really do. They think they want them, and then the second they… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
I would never say that I'm good at being on dates. I think I like to try to find a connection with somebody, like,… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
