Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
“Free will? Either you follow the word of God, or you'll be punished with eternal hellfire. That's the same kind of "choice" an abuse… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey.… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves. — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
“A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
“I believe, if there is some sort of higher power, the universe is it. Whenever religious people ask me where the universe came from,… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse,… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves. — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share
