“Everything I tell her reminds her of some cute anecdote about one of her previous jobs, or previous boyfriends, or previous lives, or her cat, Sparkles, who is mitten-toed and sleeps on her head and can't be trusted on catnip.” — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
“Hold your dreams tight, my friend. Share them with no one. And when the naysayers and the scoffers of the world aren't paying attention,… — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
“Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.” — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
“That's the thing with Holy Moses: big as a house and scary as heck if you don't know him, but Charley Manson and his… — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
“Everything I tell her reminds her of some cute anecdote about one of her previous jobs, or previous boyfriends, or previous lives, or her… — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
“And there it is! Bravo! I knew it was only a matter of time before Byron realized he had an audience. That man is… — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
“You have spoken and we have listened, but no, Ms. Theron,it isn't appropriate for us to ask Nathan to take his shirt off. That… — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
