There is only one categorical imperative in golf, and that is to hit the ball. There are no minor absolutes. — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share Image
When five up express, as is polite, regret at laying a stymie, but rejoice in your heart. — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
"The caddie will only drink the more if overpaid," you say. Indeed! and to what good purpose do you apply the money you grudge… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
When a putter is waiting his turn to hole out a putt of one or two feet in length, on which the match hangs… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect. Nor is this to be wondered at when you consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind is, the… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
There is no shape nor size of body, no awkwardness nor ungainliness, which puts good golf beyond reach. There are good golfers with spectacles,… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
The poetic temperament is the worst for golf. It dreams of brilliant drives, iron shots laid dead, and long putts holed, while in real… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
There is only one categorical imperative in golf, and that is to hit the ball. There are no minor absolutes. — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
The grounds on which golf is played are called links, being the barren sandy soil from which the sea has retired in recent geological… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
The player may experiment about with his swing, his grip, his stance. It is only when he begins asking his caddie's advice that he… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share
