“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my penis and eat cat… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could… — Family Guy Copy Share Image
“Everyday, you get home from the shops with a bag of cat food and bin-liners and realise that, yet again, you failed… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
“I suppose a better sister would have set about weaving him a shirt from nettles and throwing it over his furred-over body… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“Bycatch and discards are a fact of life to a fisherman. There is no fishing method that catches only the quarry. ...The… — Charles Clover Copy Share Image
“I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Often when I'm talking about something, we could be talking about cats, and then I'll get adverts on my phone about cat… — Scarlett Moffatt Copy Share Image
“The goal is to be as neutral, as analytical—as “Mr. Spock”—as possible. This perhaps explains how it was possible for a team… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“The only townsfolk who were not scared of the Burgundys were the Haggleworths. They were the only other prominent family in Haggleworth… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“If your retirement plan is to win the lottery, you will have to work forever as a greeter at the local shopping… — Steve Repak Copy Share Image
“I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He stands with the fluid grace of an aristocrat who's used to rich surroundings. Although the quarter-bag of cat food he’s holding… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“Growing tired of dishing out expensive cat food, Paulette started leaving sales receipts next to the bowl. Surely that would lead to… — Bruce Rousseau Copy Share Image
“Aw, angel," he said, shaking his head as he looked around. "I get you now." He got me? What the heck was… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“No cat food and a toe knife out the window?! I mean, what am I doin'? Puttin' on airs because I got… — Frank Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Thanks to this unusual data set, we now know that humans prefer cat food with a tuna or herbal flavor over cat… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit. Of course, Tally thought, you’d have to feed your cat only salmon-flavored… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
“What does my future look like, if he can’t get past this? An elderly woman took a seat opposite her. She was… — Lucy Parker Copy Share Image
“This is the shame of the woman whose hand hides her smile because her teeth are so bad, not the grand self-hate… — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
My sister and I are pretty dorky, so we drive around at night in her car listening to old Disney songs and… — Margaret Qualley Copy Share Image
If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had… — Mark Mobius Copy Share Image
