Casinos Quotes by Wanda Sykes

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

— Wanda Sykes

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me…

— Wanda Sykes

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's…

— Wanda Sykes

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

— Wanda Sykes

I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four…

— Wanda Sykes

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

— Wanda Sykes

The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the…

— Wanda Sykes

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

— Wanda Sykes

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

— Wanda Sykes

Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

— Wanda Sykes

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

— Wanda Sykes

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

— Wanda Sykes

I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

— Wanda Sykes

I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything…

— Wanda Sykes

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.

— Wanda Sykes