Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix 12 or whatever the hell the flavor of the month is. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not.… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
My favorite actors when I was a kid were in their '60s. Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she? — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share
