I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up. — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ would have been considered just another long-haired hippie freak if he hadn't been crucified. The folks weren't impressed with healing the sick,… — Ted Turner Copy Share
I was pretty young when I figured out that tying shoes could waste up three years of my life, so I dont wear shoes… — Ted Turner Copy Share
Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair. — Ted Turner Copy Share
If you treat people with dignity, respect and friendliness, you can turn enemies into friends. An enemy is nothing but a friend in disguise. — Ted Turner Copy Share
My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job. — Ted Turner Copy Share
I don't watch entertainment. I haven't watched in years. I want to see serious news. — Ted Turner Copy Share
The next most dangerous thing [after nuclear proliferation] is probably... global warming, and then, right behind that are overpopulation -- we need to get… — Ted Turner Copy Share
At Time Warner, I had ten percent of the stock after the merger. But when we merged with AOL, I was diluted down to… — Ted Turner Copy Share
