“You need that way more than you need breakfast.” “But I don’t want a haircut, mom. I want to grow my hair long, like Samson. Then I want to put it in a ponytail.” Samson was Markie’s newest favorite cartoon… — Darrell Maloney Copy Share Image
“The wedding isn’t what makes a marriage.” She told them. “Love is what makes a marriage. The wedding is just an expensive party.” — Darrell Maloney Copy Share Image
“We all have to balance the money in our checking accounts, and your country’s leaders should be held to the same standard.” — Darrell Maloney Copy Share Image
“You need that way more than you need breakfast.” “But I don’t want a haircut, mom. I want to grow my hair long, like… — Darrell Maloney Copy Share Image
