“He'll just track us down and follow us and then he'll kill Carrot!" "Why?" "Because Carrot's mine!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When you eat a carrot that is nothing but carrot it zooms through your system as a carrot. When you eat a piece of mass-produced carrot cake that contains 32 ingredients, your metabolism screeches to a halt while your body… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
