“When you eat a carrot that is nothing but carrot it zooms through your system as a carrot. When you eat a piece of mass-produced carrot cake that contains 32 ingredients, your metabolism screeches to a halt while your body… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
