When I was growing up, and periodically going to India to visit my grandmother, my classmates would often ask me about the trains. There was an exotic fascination with people sitting on top of the carriages. — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
And I can tell you from firsthand experience that our train system is a mess. Carriages are full of unhappy travellers packed together like sardines, who have inexplicably paid for the privilege of being incarcerated. — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time bathing in a glow of consensus but you also have to be willing to say something to people… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
The important thing with Facebook is to remember that it played a role in facilitating Brexit because it inadvertently allowed leave-supporting groups to use… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
In the event of a Mad Max-style post-apocalyptic dystopia, people with supplies of food and water could become warlords or chieftains in the social… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
When I left my family home and had finished university, I stayed in South London but moved closer to London's center, to Brixton and… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
When you're walking down the street and a kid shouts 'paki' it does start to get to you. — Nish Kumar Copy Share
I've still got a bit of angst about campaigning for a particular party. I want to write jokes about whoever I want without toeing… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
Apparently, it makes me hard to shop for because I'm constantly buying myself presents. — Nish Kumar Copy Share
I might have been lucky to grow up in the 90s, but I think, actually, we started getting complacent about prejudice. We thought we… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
When I was growing up, and periodically going to India to visit my grandmother, my classmates would often ask me about the trains. There… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
Viola Davis is just one of those actors who is never bad in anything. She could be in an awful film but you'd never… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
Every day I wake up and think: 'Am I part of the problem? Am I helping further entrench the political divide? All the raging… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
The job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but a lot of my interests are in politics so I'm going to use… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
I think I spent a lot of my mid-twenties thinking it was a problem of my onstage persona. But, actually, it was my actual… — Nish Kumar Copy Share
I wish sometimes I had a passion for hats and cheese and I could do a fun show about putting hats on cheese. — Nish Kumar Copy Share
