Above average intelligence has always run in my family. Ambition, however, has always walked with a limp. — Jeff MacNelly Copy Share Image
The Opera reminds me of my tax audit. It was in a language I didn’t understand. And it ended in tragedy. — Jeff MacNelly Copy Share Image
Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to… — Jeff MacNelly Copy Share Image
