When you are part of a cartel, you don't have a Costco card that says, 'I'm a card-carrying member of the cartel.' — Matthew Heineman Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on. Guys always know how big they are.” “Big enough that I should tie a bow around it and attach… — cherri Ly Copy Share Image
I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I get the nerve to get him a Valintines Day Card and he says '...Im gay'. How did I miss that. — Helaine-Diane Copy Share Image
“Big enough that I should tie a bow around it and attach a little card that says ‘To: Macy. You’re welcome. Love,… — Cherrie Lynn Copy Share Image
I just want you to be worth my time, worth the random gifts and worth the roses with the card that says — Mikey Mar Copy Share Image
It would be much more consumer friendly for them to beep you when you swipe your card that says, uh-oh you're over… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
If you look at my job, my union card, it says 'actor.' It don't say nothing about celebrity, movie star, nothing like… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
