I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When you're famous, you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
There's a little pond near my house, and I see two swans there all the time who are obviously in love. But they look… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
