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Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I envisioned huge piles of the Elf Hotel flying off the belt, taking down everybody in sight. I had seen pictures of… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street. I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Many parents and teachers have become irritated to the point of distraction at the way the weed-style growth of 'like' has spread… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
My uncle Max was a mountain, a shooting star, a big bear of a man, a piggyback ride waiting to happen, his… — Lisa Unger Copy Share Image
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The truth is, one of the best things about being 15 years old is that things like candy are still exciting. Once… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
I could never be Charlie Chaplin. But the films that were made by people like him, or Gene Wilder, or John Candy,… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
He wove those three threads into a talk ranging from annually spending a week at Halloween as a child collecting candy to… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
“Flipping to the front, I caught Aiden's gaze and offered a sympathetic smile. "Skittles?" "Please." I dumped some into his open palm,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Power is what they want, not candy-power to execute their design, power to give legs and feet, form and actuality to their… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“My elementary school principal, Prince Apple, had no principles. I know, because he offered to give me candy once, in exchange for… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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I wasn't allowed to have sugar as a kid. We didn't have candy or soda, or anything, so Easter and Halloween were… — Kaley Cuoco Copy Share Image
I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
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Not to mention, it’d be worth guarding her just for the eye candy alone – sheez, can you imagine being around that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said,… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
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The train skimmed on softly, slithering, black pennants fluttering, black confetti lost on its own sick-sweet candy wind, down the hill, with… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
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