A few years ago, I got to a point where I realised that the only way you can tell someone's age is… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to the Dad that is hotter than the candles on his cake. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“The more candles on my cake means I get a little more exercise in blowing them out.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
May God grant you the strength to blow out all those candles on your cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
