Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn't have running water for a long time and we didn't have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel. — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation.… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants. — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish. — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting. — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out. — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
It's interesting, once I have convinced people that, yes, I have a sister with a mental disability, the retard jokes really dry up, so… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it and I… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
