“Thank God no one was bouncing.' 'You can say that again, Ass Whisperer.' 'Thank God no one was bouncing,' Cam said, and she started to drift off to sleep.” — Wendy Wunder Copy Share Image
“Beauty didn't seem to be a priority for people anymore. If you had to judge by I-95, America had become a cancerous clusters of… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“Ms Brennan is telling the very few people who attended an educational event: "You are warriors against the cult of stupidity that is taking… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“Get used to that, Nana. He has a way of appearing out of thin air.' 'Oh my. Asher. Hm. Hm. Hm. Turn around. He's… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“And I learn that facing your greatest fear is liberating. You no longer have to worry about it, because it has already happened. And… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“I want to grow roots and vines from my body and ensnare him forever in my branches. No wonder we scare men away.” — wendy wunder Copy Share
“Or just don't wear it. Then you can check off the skinny-dipping and kill two birds.' 'I'm not surfing naked, Asher.' 'Rats,' he said.” — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“When's the party?' Cam asked toying with her. 'Tonight.' 'Nope, sorry. I have an appointment tonight with Katie Holmes and her Disturbing Behavior.” — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“I have left behind what tethered me to the lake. The sadness. The self-pity. The dark tentacles of the murky sea monster only I… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“If you believed that thoughts were energy and energy is matter (E=mc2) and matter never disappears, then a person can never truly leave you… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“Asher, help!' she cried as she climbed down the steep, twisting path to the beach. 'Help. Don't help. You give me mixed messages.' Asher… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
“I think some girls get so caught up in the wedding part that they forget about the marriage part, and they end up bonded… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share
