The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin had long been uneasy in his own person and so lived to put everyone else at ease. — Edward P. Jones Copy Share Image
“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.” — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Though Calvin lived in the world of books and laws, his real home was in the corner of a stranger's eye.” — Larry Benjamin Copy Share Image
Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using… — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin) — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Calvin was still eating; he was a beast! Even Lucky had already given up by then. “Whoa…” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
We can't stop Calvin Johnson with one man. Sometimes, you can't stop him with three. — Ryan Clark Copy Share Image
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Yuki, you have plans after school tomorrow?” Calvin turned to me and asked. How does he raise one brow like that? Does… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Calvin: "I read this library book you got me." Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?" Calvin: "It really made me… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
One thing I think about a lot is that one of my favorite pieces of narrative art as a child was 'Calvin… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
“Calvin and Hobbes: Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“You two still here?” Ash waved a hand in dismissal at Calvin. “Why don’t you and your toy tiger go play pirates… — Charlie Cochet Copy Share Image
[John] Calvin's Institutes is often called a summary of Christian piety. You can't say that about many modern works of theology. You… — Oliver D. Crisp Copy Share Image
“In a wonderful cartoon, Calvin creates a theology to counter his mother's insistence that he eat his chicken dinner. Calvin shouts: "What… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He has the long speed and jumping ability of a Randy Moss, but he's able to run after the catch like Steve… — Ryan Clark Copy Share Image
“I giggled. The boys turned to face us, utter shock in their stare, and Katie smiled. “Now that I have your attention,… — Brittainy C. Cherry Copy Share Image
“In his commentary on 1 John, however, Calvin saw more clearly than Packer did exactly where the issue must be joined. The… — Thomas Talbott Copy Share Image
Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin: Trick or Treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
There's things Calvin Johnson does that nobody else can do. He's obviously huge, his physical attributes outweigh just about everyone in the… — Nate Burleson Copy Share Image
“That's what the family is for,' he said. 'Calvin says it is the Providence of God that we look after those nearest… — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
“There are carnivores, but not many. Symbiosis is the basic fact of life. That, and worship. Whistletop says all of the higher… — John Varley Copy Share Image
Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other. — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
Calvin was very clever. We did the pictures and made the commercial, and that really worked. — Kate Moss Copy Share Image
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Calvin [Trillin] was much more of a mover and a shaker. That's all I'm saying. I was a "weenie." That was another… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image