Calvin and hobbes friendship Quotes

So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?

— Bill Watterson

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

— Bill Watterson

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

— Bill Watterson

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

— Bill Watterson

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

— Bill Watterson

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

— Bill Watterson