“To all the boys, for when you become men: you'll leave women all throughout your life because they're holding you back, and even after she's gone she'll still weigh you down. To all the women: stay away from us men.… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“You know one day, you're going to look back on these days. And everyone you went to high school with will either be getting married to each other, shitting out kids, or dropping dead like flies," when she spoke, Miss… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“Some people's glasses are half full. I'm the one drinking them. Some people have forgotten that Pluto is still a planet. I still remember… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slut for life. The cynic in… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“What is true today may not be true ten years from now; there is more truth, more certainty in the inquiry "What if?" than… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“To all the boys, for when you become men: you'll leave women all throughout your life because they're holding you back, and even after… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“Remove the exclamation point, replace it with an ellipsis; the real delusion is believing there is a beginning and an end, an Alpha and… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“She once told me of a night that fumed with escapes and was filled with bedsides reeking of ecstasy; she told me the stars… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“I fancy myself a writer. And writing, in its most eloquent manner, since time became a concept indoctrinated by true troglodytes, tickles my dong;… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“I've always felt that distant train whistles heard in the dead of night are the universe's way of letting us know the best days… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“Plans never go as planned, ever; that’s just how life is. People spend way too much time dreaming about a future they should be… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“...a man’s ability to dream is the most sincere form of ambition he has in his arsenal, and the only true glimmer of one’s… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.” — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“I see things in windows and I say to myself that I want them. I want them because I want to belong. I want… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
