“A Man having found a Lion in his path undertook to subdue him by the power of the human eye; and near by was a Rattlesnake engaged in fascinating a small bird. "How are you getting on, brother?" the Man… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A Reptile Dysfunction. Doesn't understand the commercials at all but he's pretty sure that's what it is about. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
