“was so depressed last night I called one of those suicide hot lines. I reached a call center in Pakistan. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.—Anonymous on the Internet” — Jinx Schwartz Copy Share Image
“So now I was wine-less and new-book-less, which for me is a grievous state of affairs.” — Jinx Schwartz Copy Share
“was so depressed last night I called one of those suicide hot lines. I reached a call center in Pakistan. They got all excited… — Jinx Schwartz Copy Share
