“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths. — Gelett Burgess Copy Share Image
“Why are you looking at me I'm chocolate cake and you're PMSing?” — Stephanie Julian Copy Share Image
I have two children, and they know that I never pass up a piece of cake, ever. — Lisa Rinna Copy Share Image
I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When I think about my ideal free day, it usually involves going into London and sitting in a nice coffeehouse with cake… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
The great thing about cake is it doesn't feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process. — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I ask you, what is the use of having your "cake" if you can't eat it? What exactly are you supposed to… — T. Harv Eker Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I don't like a too-perfect cake. You want people to know it came from your kitchen and not the cake case in… — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Time flies, but you are the pilot. So when they say you cant have your cake and eat it too, rob the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every chef has his treats. By that, I mean bits and pieces from things you're working on - crusty little cake trimmings,… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato… — NeNe Leakes Copy Share Image
Like a lot of kids, I had a Superman cake or different theme cakes, but then I hit the age where I… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
So you wish to conquer in the Olympic Games, my friend? And I, too... But first mark the conditions and the consequences.… — Epictetus Copy Share Image
If art could be absolutely verified as to importance in, say, the way gold can be judged for purity and weight, then… — Harold Town Copy Share Image
Mrs Forrester ... sat in state, pretending not to know what cakes were sent up, though she knew, and we knew, and… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
...We have seven people who knew the skewers were there: the wedding planner, the reception hall manager, the dressmaker, the florist, the… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
