“Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today?” — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Ian Kabra had charm, wealth, and stunning good looks. But he couldn't move one stubborn cow out of the middle of the road.” — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“I'm going to hang up now," she said quietly. "Fine." "Good-bye, Ian," she said. He paused again. She thought she heard something like a… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Hi!" she said, a bit louder than she meant to. Ian raised one eyebrow and Amy felt the beginnings of a blush. She started… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“I'm throwing out this bottle rocket." "No, wait!" Dan said, reaching for it. "It hasn't been set off yet. Don't waste it, Amy. And… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Dorms?" Amy heard Natalie call from behind her. "You're joking, right?" "Don't worry," Hamilton said as he raced ahead, carrying both his and Natalie's… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Dan opened the Zippo and lit the fuse. It hissed for half a seconds, then the rocket shot screaming away. Crack! "Over there!" One… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“There stood Dan alone, with a ninja mask pulled over his face. Fifteen hissing bottle rockets were pointed right them. "Screaming bottle of death-jutsu!"… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Whoa," Madison whistled, craning her neck to examine the chandelier. "This is even fancier than Red Lobster," Reagan said in awe. "Look at this… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Where'd you get that lighter?" she demanded. "Frida," Dan said, closing it. "She left it behind. Remember how she was always talking about outdoorsy… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“He looked back at the mirror. "I know it's completely ridiculous, but I can't keep quiet about it any longer. Your closet looks like… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Ouch!" Amy yelped, causing Hamilton to release her. "Sorry," she said, smiling as she rubbed her shoulder. "I'm just a little sore." Madison nodded… — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
“Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today?” — Riley Clifford Copy Share Image
