Caffeine Quotes

Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack

— Herman Friele

“I do high heels better post-caffeine.”

— Lisa Renee Jones

I'd say my biggest vice is caffeine, tea or coffee.

— Lori Loughlin

Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.

— Rick Riordan

The only thing I rely on is caffeine.

— Amanda Knox

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine!

— Wallace Shawn

“I'm surviving on caffeine and a cold heart”

— Kay Whitley

Given enough coffee I could rule the world

— Terry Pratchett

Band of Skulls is joining Cage the Elephant as my new musical caffeine.

— Michael Koryta

I don't usually drink caffeine so that when I need it, it actually does something.

— Anna Kendrick

“At this point, caffeine wasn't for pleasure, it was sheer survival.”

— Stormy Smith

“I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.”

— Mira Grant

That thing you had to force yourself to do-the actual act of writing-turns out to be the best part.

— Anne Lamott

I have to consume large amounts of caffeine before I can even come close to being a morning person.

— Anonymous

“More caffeine and sugar and I’d be photo-bombing the Hubble.”

— Kathy Reichs

“A companion on a caffeine high will wake me up just as well, without the aftertaste.”

— Jodi Meadows

This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need…

— David Sedaris

You can never have too much coffee”, I said He turned and smiled at me. “You think so, but the rest of…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I don't drink coffee. Weird, I know. But I try to stay away from caffeine. That said, we are investors in Blue…

— Chris Sacca

Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?

— Meg Cabot

People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one…

— Caprice Crane

“Maybe those verses in Ezekiel about the dry bones coming back to life were actually a prophecy in reference to caffeine.”

— Erynn Mangum

I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before.…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the…

— Dick Gregory

During high school and the early years of college, I thought everyone woke up tired. I thought being groggy for the first…

— Mat Fraser

“I never drink coffee after 3.48 p.m. It interferes with sleep. Caffeine has a half-life of three to four hours, so it’s…

— Graeme Simsion

“Coffee, my delight of the morning; yoga, my delight of the noon. Then before nightfall, I run along the pleasant paths of…

— Roman Payne

I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally…

— Nathan Englander

I'd listen to things that felt really good in the moment and realize they were clouded by enthusiasm or caffeine. And things…

— Annie E. Clark

“There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you…

— Bill Hicks

“When I need a hit of caffeine...I'll pay S1.00 for coffee. But I'd much rather sip tea at a fancy cafe. I…

— Ai Yazawa

“When I stayed here, Tea-riffic kind of reminded me of being back at your parents’ shop. It’s a nice spot.” “Tea-riffic?” I…

— Julie Abe

If you want to have a nonmiraculous day, I suggest that newspaper and caffeine form the crux of your morning regimen. Listen…

— Marianne Williamson

“There has never been a 'war on drugs'! In our history we can only see an ongoing conflict amongst various drug users…

— Sebastian Marincolo

Tai chi is the one exercise that can universally help solve our growing health crisis. It has stood the test of thousands…

— Bruce Frantzis

If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you…

— Bill Hicks

“The town wakes early, like it does every day; small towns need a head start if they’re going to have any chance…

— Fredrik Backman

Drink it,” I told her. “It’s good for what ails you. Caffeine and sugar. I don’t drink it, so I ran over…

— Patricia Briggs

“Which has more caffeine--tea or coffee? Maybe it is a reflection of our constant struggle to ward off sleep, or simply the…

— Anahad O'Connor

“Rule number one: wear loose clothing. No Problem. Rule number two: no alcohol for the next three days. Slight problem. I'll miss…

— Eric Weiner