“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron’s Don Juan was par for the course.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic,… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
“I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share
