Show me a man who keeps a pipe in his back pocket, and I'll show you a man who burns his britches behind him. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
They offered me $1,500 to do a week of 'The Golden Girls.' Can you imagine that? A big show with a big budget, and… — Soupy Sales Copy Share
If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny. — Soupy Sales Copy Share
Listen, whatever turns you on, that's what you watch. But I don't think that when all is said and done, anybody's going to remember… — Soupy Sales Copy Share
Although I've never been to a psychiatrist, I think I've probably been analyzed as much as any person in the United States. — Soupy Sales Copy Share
Groucho, Bob Hope, Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis it was incredible. It's a thrill to work with people like that, to say 'I… — Soupy Sales Copy Share
To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because every show… — Soupy Sales Copy Share
When I started out, I was an Innovator of children's programs, and I always felt that my shows were In the best of taste… — Soupy Sales Copy Share
Very few people have been around as long as I have and are still working. They come and go, but I always work. It's… — Soupy Sales Copy Share
